OT: Lame error messages

So I was having fun, trying to break things, and came across a lame excuse only a computer could get away with:

com.mysql.jdbc.exceptions.MySQLSyntaxErrorException: memory exhausted.

I can see it now: "Sorry Boss-man. No can do. Geez, my memory is exhausted. I need time to relax, recharge, reboot. Check back with me tomorrow."